All About Us
Hi! What? Oh, my name. I don’t want to tell you my name. My people picked it out, and it wasn’t exactly fair. They went and named me Piddles. Hey! Stop laughing! How was I supposed to know what the darn newspaper was for? Besides, that was weeks ago.
Anyway, my name is Piddles, and as you can see, I am of the canine persuasion. I am not the only superior life form in this house. Fluffy, who isn’t fluffy, is Siamese, of the feline persuasion. She’s pretty snooty. But she likes being a part of this computer project, so I guess we’ll be hearing from her from time to time. And, of course, there is Carbunkle. He isn’t a toy. When you try to use him as a toy you get a really sore nose. Carbunkle is a parrot. He actually talks people talk. And he taught me to read too, but he does the typing on here a lot. He types what I say. My paws are a little big for it.
We started this project because when we got curious about the computer, Carbunkle showed us how to get on the internet and look for things. You wouldn’t believe how many people have websites about dogs, cats, and even parrots! We want you to see them all, so we are going to tell you about them. That’s why we are here. Now, would you please scratch behind my ear?